Though recovering from a little snippy-snippy on manland, Abe shows some Southern Desert hospitality to the three mysterious visitors who appear at his tent. Delighted by Abe’s delicious delicacies, one of the visitors tells him that Sarah will be going to the maternity ward instead of the geriatric ward. Abe saves his nephew Lot’s rear end again by praying that the Lord will spare him from the judgment coming on Las Vegas. Lot’s wife looks back at the bright lights of The Strip and turns into a box of Morton’s Salt. Abe loses Sarah again, this time to Abimelech, but Abe comes clean with Abimelech and somehow avoids marriage counseling. At the age of 90, Sarah gives birth to a baby and everyone laughs at the absurdity of it all, though Hagar and Ishmael aren’t invited to the baby shower. Before Abe can get too comfortable with the idea of having grandchildren, God tells him to barbecue Isaac, and no one’s laughing now. Just as Abe raises the knife to filet his boy, God stops him and tells him that now He knows that no one is more important to Abe than He is. God is so pleased with Abe that He promises him future family reunions that can’t be contained in the Superdome.